Shopping security
You already live like you're tax exempt. Now it's time your hat caught up.
This is the foam-crowned declaration of independence from the bloated tick we call the federal government. A wearable form of civil disobedience wrapped in high-density polyester and spite. You don’t owe them a damn thing, and this trucker cap makes sure they know it—even when you’re just buying hot dogs at the gas station.
Snapback fit. Mesh breathability. Front says it all.
Perfect for:
W-2 saboteurs
1099 anarchists
Schedule C cowboys
And anyone whose spirit animal is a Cayman Islands LLC
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Printed in an American tax haven
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 24 - 26 | 6 | 3 | 8 ⅝ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 61-66 | 15.2 | 7.6 | 21.8 |
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jun 29 - Jul 4
US$40
Get nowSign up to your membership to get coupons up to
15%
Get nowOpportunity to enjoy order discount up to 15% off
Top-Converting Item to Boost Your Average Order